I’ve been putting crap loads of thought into this.
Starvation is scary, and food in a time of need is more valuable than the number of Yusof Ishak faces in your Prada clutch.
With much thought I therefore decided to start working on an apocalypse food ration.
Based on my personal tastes, I’ve come up with this list of probable stuff in my food pack:
- 2 packets of solid fuel cubes
- 3 lighters
- 1 small cooking tin
- 2 packets of chlorine tablets
- 3 cans of luncheon meat
- 12 pouch packs of instant noodles (Maggi asam laksa since I like it thick and brothy anyway)
- 2 rows of Marie Biscuits
- 1 1.5kg bag of rice
- 4 packets of Idahoen Mashed Potatoes
- 1 bag of 3-in-1 Milo mixes
And I’m ready for the goddamn zombie apocalypse you brain eating assholes.